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very good means of getting rid of
stomach problems..) The meal will feed
6 Persons so if there are more in your
group then just get more lamers. Prior
to serving the delicious meal place
lamer's head on a stake and mount it on
the top of your apartment so that the
neighbours have a nice view. We hope ya
liked the Lamer's Schnitzel and will
come back to our Corner next time when
we discuss the theme :
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HOW TO BECOME FAMOUS BY MAKING BORING
INTROCOLLECTIONS....
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< The Dark Lord & Dayglow Abortions >
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!!! LAMER's CORNER !!!
presents : JOKE OF THE YEAR 1989 !
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SADIST: 'OK, YOU HAVE ONE WISH FREE.'
LAMER: 'OH PLEASE,MASTER, TORTURE ME!'
SADIST: 'NO!'
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! DARK MUSIC !
Hello ! Are you one of those who have,
besides their 'computer career', other
interests, such as music. Now this new
section will provide you with useful
information on new (and sometimes old)
independent groups and records, as well
as the review of certain live gigs. If
you are one of those poor creatures
lurking around in discos all weekend
who think that 'Bon Jovi' playes 'Punk'
and who still believe that 'Gothic' is
an expression of the history book, then
I suggest you rather turn to the next
pages because you won't like this one..
Since this is the first Issue of
this new Section, let's start with some
special goodies. First of all I'd like
to recommend THE CASSANDRA COMPLEX. If
you have never heard 'Gothic' before,
then go to a Record Shop and get their
new '30 MINUTES OF DEATH' Single. The
A-Side is a 16.5 minutes enduring
musical horror-trip of the greatest
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